I call this kind of photo “Naples Idiot Parking.” Here in our hometown in Southwest Florida, drivers prove daily they are congenital idiots. Today’s example comes from a Publix parking lot on Jan. 10, 2018, near our home. This fool didn’t take up two spaces to keep from getting his doors dented, he just doesn’t know how to park and managed to block two head-on spaces with one try. Of course the fool got out with a Chihuahua on a leash (I’m sure the poor thing was embarrassed to be seen with him) and when I returned to the parking lot his car alarm was blaring and he was standing beside it and pointing his key fob at it trying to shut it down. He drove off with the emergency flashers on. Idiot.
