Here’s my eighth post in pointing up “Naples Driving Lessons.” Today? “How to properly block commuters with an iguana.” It’s sad to report, but there are idiots out there who stop morning commuter traffic … for an iguana. Yes, a driver here in Naples, Fla., stopped her car in the middle of three lanes of morning traffic on June 26, 2023, because there was an iguana on the road … and it was a small one. Look close in my side-view mirror. Did she pick it up and carry to the side of the road? No, she sprayed it with water from her water bottle in hopes it would move (it didn’t). What a simpleton. This incredible fool continued to block traffic and I managed to get away and not see what happened to finally clear the highway. One driver tried to cut in front of her and squish the beast, but missed. Well, here’s how you save a lizard at the expense of everyone else.
