Naples Driving Lesson No. 17: How to properly be the worst at parking in Naples if not the U.S.

Here’s my seventeenth post in pointing up “Naples Driving Lessons.” Today? Here’s how to properly be the biggest asshat parker in Naples or possibly the U.S. Guess what, fool? That’s NOT a parking space and only a congenital idiot would believe it to be so. What this photo shows is the parking lot at the Publix at Naples Walk here in Naples, Fla. The parking spot to the left is for disabled folks … then there’s a white grid for entrance and exit to the disabled person’s vehicle … and then the usual parking spot to the right. This idiot? Chose to block the side of the disabled parking spot as well as cramp the usual spot on the right. Moron. I simply hate to call names, but a driver such as parked this SUV is a moron or asshat and needed a ticket and a trip in front of a judge. I got this shot this morning (Friday, Aug. 30, 2024) as I visited the supermarket. Unfortunately, all my other links to driving lessons and idiot parkers has the license plate number blurred out. I wanted to keep it in on this one, but fairness dictates otherwise. Links to all my “Naples Driving Lessons” can be found below … (Remember: Click on the small image for a bigger version – then click on that one for the full-size photo.)

NAPLES DRIVING LESSONS: How to properly …
#19 … drive a scooter both dangerously and illegally
#18 … ignore a NO U-TURN sign | #17 … be the biggest asshat at parking in Naples
#16 … drive distracted | #15 … screw up backing into a parking space
#14 … drive without a license tag | #13 … block 2 lanes at the same time
#12 … endanger others while turning |  #11 … increase the pucker factor of other drivers
#10 … endanger yourself while riding a bicycle | #9 … block the view for other drivers
#8 … use an iguana to block commuters | #7 … block a right-turn lane
#6 … block a crosswalk | #5 … block a lane after changing your mind | #4 … run a red light
#3 … bottleneck a merge lane | #2 … speed and weave in a school zone
Naples Driving Lesson #1: How to properly change lanes while stopped at a red light

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